The Silicon Chip inside her head gets switched to overload And nobody's gonna go to school today She's gonna to make them stay at home And Daddy does'nt understad it, he always said she was Good as gold and he can see no reason Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to be sure Tell me why I don't like Mondays Tell me why I don't like Mondays Tell me why I don't like Mondays I wanna shoot the whole day down Their telex machine is kept so clean And it types to a waiting world Mother feels so shocked Father's world is rocked and their thoughts turn to their own little girl Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy (Pfirsich) keen (scharf, spitz) Now it ain't so neat(sauber) to admit (zu-, ein-, vor-, gelten lassen) defeat (besiegen) And they can see no reasons cause there are no reasons What reasons do you need Tell me why,... And all the playings stopped in the playground now She wants to play with her toys awhile And School's out early and soon we'll be learning But the lesson today is "`how to die"' And the bullhorn crackles (knistern, knattern) And the Captain tackles the problems (das Problem angehen) and hows and whys And he can see no reason cause there are no reasons What reasons do you need to die Tell me why,...